May 21, 2014

Wordsworth Wednesday

Posted in Bible, Creative Writing, Faith, Favorite Quotes, Just Life, Poetry tagged , , , , at 7:31 am by catsinboxes

No, this has nothing to do with Wordsworth except that it has something to do with poetry.  Also, in light of the popularity of Wordless Wednesday, and since in the English language there is not a day of the week to lend alliteration to poetry, I will get creative.  I am not very familiar with Wordsworth, and though I would like to better my acquaintance, I will not quote him at the moment.  Instead, I will share my own poem.

Today, I read D.A. Carson’s commentary on Hebrews 7.  In closing, he urges his readers to meditate upon verses 23-25.

The former priests were many in number, because they were prevented by death from continuing in office, but he holds his priesthood permanently, because he continues forever.  Consequently, he is able to save to the uttermost those who draw near to God through him , since he always lives to make intercession for them.

I love those words.

Sunset on Superior

Praise His name, the Son of David,

Praise His name, the reigning King.

Praise His name, He saves the broken,

Praise His name, He intercedes.

Praise His name, He reigns forever,

Praise His name, He saves the lost.

Praise His name, He is returning,

He vanquished death upon the cross.


April 17, 2013


Posted in Creative Writing, Just Life, Poetry tagged at 9:02 pm by catsinboxes

Bleak skies, cold and gray,

Bleak inside, day by day,

Seems a mockery to say

That spring is here, here to stay.

Colds and coughs and aching throats,

Listless children, winter coats,

Well-cooked meals, no appetites,

And spring is here?  Yeah right!

Retching children, sheets to clean,

Endless laundry in between,

Rain and snow, sleet and rain,

Yes, I do mean to complain!

Bleak skies, cold and gray,

Bleak inside, day by day,

Wind and snow, coming this way,

Spring is here?  Ugh, I say!

February 4, 2013

Project Fairy Tale: Jack and the Beanstalk

Posted in Blogging, Books, Fairytales tagged , at 9:40 pm by catsinboxes

When I read Alison’s idea for Project Fairy Tale, a couple months ago, I thought it would be fun to jump in.  I chose Jack and the Beanstalk, partly because some of my other favorites were already taken, and partly because I thought it would be fun to dig a little bit into Jack and the Beanstalk.

It was some time later, while watching the trailers that led up to The Hobbit, that I realized I had chosen a fairytale which is about to hit the big screen!  I’m not quite sure what to make of the movie judging by the trailers, but it does seem like a nice action flick if you’re in the mood for some fantasy.

As for the the real Jack (I like it shortened, don’t you?)  I’ll soon be reviewing three different versions of the fairytale, but here are two tidbits I have discovered.

There are two standard versions of Jack.  In one, Jack finds out from a fairy that the giant killed his father and sets off on a quest for vengeance and rightfully taking back what is his.  In the other, which Andrew Lang stuck with, Jack just discovers the beans and then sets off to raid the giant.  It seems from a quick perusal of facts that some traditionally have found this objectionable: a small annoying boy bothering a peaceful giant.  To which I respond, since when have giants been peaceful?  This giant is tromping around fee-fi-fo-fumming and eating Englishman!  Why shouldn’t Jack do a little bit of light-fingered work while he’s visiting?

And, one more clarification.  While the movie is most definitely about Jack and the Beanstalk . . .

The name is that of another fairytale.  Yes, the main character is also named Jack, and yes, he does kill giants, but relying on a memory of fairytales read long ago, this Jack does not have a beanstalk.  More about that later!

January 14, 2012

Tour of Mount Olympus

Posted in Creative Writing, Mythology at 10:19 pm by catsinboxes

Background: this was written for a query, but I ended up not submitting it.  It was a tad too long, and my life was crazy.  I decided to just leave it as a fun piece of creative writing.  I love Greek mythology, so this was just plain fun to write.  Forgive the flood of information; like I said, there was a word limit!

Welcome to Ancient Greece!  What would you like to see?  Delphi?  Sparta?  Athens?  Oh . . . let me see . . . Hah!  You’re in luck my friend, it’s not everyday that visitors get a tour of Mount Olympus, home of the gods.

Before we get started, let me introduce myself.  I am Hermes: god of thieves, rogues, merchants, orators and – oh yes!- travelers.  Naturally, I’m the one who got picked as official tour guide when Mount Olympus started giving tours.

I don’t have much time though, only about an hour.  I’ll explain later, now it’s time to leave.  Take my hand; these sandals have wings for a reason.  Now this is what I call speed!  Did I mention to you that I also control the wind?

We’re above Thesaly now in northern Greece.  Just a few more minutes, and we’ll be at Mt. Olympus.  Do you see all of those clouds ahead?  Keep watching them.  Now they’re parting.  Those women are the Seasons, and they’ll only open the cloud gates of Mt. Olympus to a god.  That’s why you need me along as your tour guide!

Now we’re through, and you are officially in Mount Olympus.  Pretty impressive, isn’t it?  As soon as we go through the cloud barrier, the weather changes.  There’s never any rain here, NEVER snow, and the sky is always that beautiful shade of blue.  We did have a fire once, but that was a long, long time ago.  Right ahead of us is the palace.  It’s huge; it has to be, with all of the gods that live here.  Let’s start walking, and I’ll point out the different gods to you.

It’s pretty busy right now because of the council I told you about.  That’s nice for you because there’s a good chance you’ll get to see all of the 11 other gods, including my two uncles, Poseidon and Hades.

Normally those two aren’t here very often.  Poseidon has a nice underwater palace and a lot to keep him busy as god of the sea.  That’s nothing compared to Hades; he’s perpetually busy as Lord of the Underworld.  The reason that they are here is because there’s a big argument about some little island in the Aegean.

It’s not that much of an island, but Poseidon, Hades, and my half-brother Apollo want it . . .

Speaking of!  Look over there, by the stable, but try not to stare.  That’s Poseidon, my father Zeus’ brother.  See that trident he’s holding?  One tap of that will cause an earthquake.  There’s a reason he’s by the stables, after all, he is the god who invented horses.

Oh, look over by that loom!  The goddess weaving is Athena.  She’s another of my half-sisters, and the goddess of wisdom, warfare, and pretty much anything that involves thinking!  If you’re ever in Athens, keep an eye out for Athena.  Athens is her city, and she loves spending time down there.

Standing next to Athena is Apollo.  He’s another half-brother (most of us younger gods have Zeus as our father, all except Aphrodite.).  He’s the god of music and poetry.  I think he’s trying to get Athena on his side.  Athena’s too smart to be won over by pretty words.  She knows as well as I do why Apollo (and Poseidon and Hades for that matter) want the island.  Word has it that there is a very pretty water nymph living in that area.

Isn’t the girl next to Apollo his girlfriend?  Oh, by the Stix, no!  That’s his twin sister, Artemis.  She’s the goddess of hunting.  And she doesn’t date, she’s vowed to always remain single.  Don’t mess with Artemis; she won’t hesitate to use that bow and arrows.

Hah, you are lucky today!  Look over by that workshop.  The god in the smith’s apron is Hephaestus.  He’s the smith of the gods; I can’t begin to tell you all the things he has made.  His mother, Hera, is standing next to him.  She is Zeus‘ wife and the queen of the gods. Don’t ask me why he picked her.  Do you see that kind of jealous expression?  That’s normal for Hera.  She doesn’t appreciate any of Zeus‘ other wives and especially not his children.  I should know, I’ve had my share of run-ins with Hera.  All I did was talk her 100-eyed servant to death, and she had a cow!  (That whole fiasco started with a cow, but that’s another story!)

Sitting on the workbench outside the shop is Aphrodite.  Is she married to the guy in armor who is sitting next to her?  Uh, no.  That’s her brother-in-law, Ares.   Though, if you ask her husband Hephaestus, he would say they get along a little too well.  That’s what happens when you’re married to the goddess of love; there’s always a lot of romance and love turmoils.  Aphrodite just loves that sort of thing.  Steer clear of her if you don’t want trouble, that’s my advice.

Let’s see, who else do you need to meet?  Ah yes!  There’s my half-brother Dionysus.  He’s staying busy getting refreshments ready for after the council.  As the god of wine, he always gets that sort of job.

In the garden over there is my aunt Demeter, goddess of plants.  She’s very happy right now because Hades brought his wife along on this visit to Olympus.  That’s Persephone, standing next to Demeter.  She is beautiful; beautiful enough that she caught Hades eye.  Then he caught her . . . but I don’t have time for that story either.

There’s Hades now, I think he’s looking for Persephone.  He is a bit grim looking, but I can understand why.  One of my jobs is guiding dead souls to the Underworld.  I just need to get them to the River Styx and the boatman, Charon.  But that’s enough for me.  It’s not a nice place down there, except for the Elysian Fields where heroes go, but I never get that far.

You’ve seen almost everyone except . . . there he is!  That is my father, Zeus: King of the Gods, Lord of Mount Olympus, Ruler of Men.  I think he’s on his way to . . . By the Styx!  Look at the time.  The council meeting is going to start soon.  If I’m late for that, Athena will have my hide.  Quick, come this way.  Oh, and be sure to bow to that goddess by the fire.  She’s my aunt Hestia, and she is the oldest of all the gods.  What does she do?  She tends the hearth and is the goddess of all households.

Now we’re out of the palace.  I don’t have time to bring you back, if only . . . “Iris!  Come here!”  This is Iris.  She’s goddess of the rainbow and acts as messenger of the gods whenever I’m busy.  She doesn’t need the cloud gate.  It has been said that all roads lead to Rome, but I say that all rainbows lead to Mount Olympus.

Now, hurry along with Iris. Goodbye, and enjoy the rest of your time in Ancient Greece!


June 10, 2011

A poem

Posted in Creative Writing at 2:36 am by catsinboxes

The clock is ticking, time is flying,

going, going, ever dying.

One small second, here and gone,

ever, ever, on and on.

Not much, I know, but it was spontaneous, and I’m absurdly proud of it.  I won’t defend it with my lifeblood, but I did think I would blog it.  It’s a start . . . I might have enough in me to be a poet yet!

May 31, 2010

Esmerelda Chronicles, Part Two

Posted in Creative Writing, Fairytales at 9:18 pm by catsinboxes

After leaving the castle, Esmerelda plunged right into the deep, dark forest.  This was an ancient forest that lay around three sides of the castle and stretched away for miles and miles.  After a few hours of brisk walking, Esmerelda began to regret that she hadn’t brought along any food or water.  Still, she wasn’t going back, no, not ever.  Just then the path twisted around a large boulder and with it went Esmerelda, only to find herself nose to nose with a very large dragon.

Several things happened at once, Esmerelda let out a shriek rivaling that of the most ambitious banshee.  The dragon jumped backwards, and with a sort of whuffling sound breathed a sheet of emerald green flames.  Esmerelda was quick enough to avoid the flames by jumping off the path.  And then the dragon, in a lisp that was quite embarrassing for a creature of his size, told Esmerelda mournfully that she needn’t have screamed like that.  Esmerelda snapped that the dragon had no business in her father’s forest.  The dragon asked her if she had just said “her father’s forest.”  She answered in the affirmative (you must realize that she said a lot more than that, but I won’t repeat such name-calling).  Upon hearing her answer, the dragon announced very cheerfully that he was going to kidnap her.  Esmerelda screamed and tried to run away, but it didn’t do any good.  When was the last time you heard of a princess out-running a very large dragon?

Now, you are probably asking where Esmerelda’s parents were during all these events.  As it happened, they didn’t realize Esmerelda was missing for about an hour.  Then the king ordered his captain of the guards to go after Esmerelda and bring her home.  The captain of the guards was not very keen on this assignment.  It was his aunt who had been bitten by the two-year-old Esmerelda, and he personally thought it would do her a bit of good to get lost in the deep dark forest.  Let her get good and scared; that would serve the little beast right.  So, the captain took his time getting ready.  It was almost lunch, and he made such a fuss about adjusting saddles and packing supplies that it wasn’t till a good hour past lunch that he and his company of men at arms set out.  It wasn’t that hard for them to follow Esmerelda’s tracks and pretty soon they came to where she had met the dragon.  The captain gulped and wondered what in heaven’s name the king would say.  He turned around his party of men at arms and started to hurry back to the castle.  Unfortunately, the path he was on was one of those enchanted paths that changed direction every other Tuesday.  And since it was an “other Tuesday” the captain and all his men were soon quite lost.  If the captain hadn’t kept his head, they might never have been seen again.  As it was, they didn’t arrive back at the castle till 6:30 the next morning.

When the captain and his men arrived home, one of the ladies in waiting went to wake the queen up.  The queen woke the king (not the easiest of tasks since the king liked to sleep in), and both went down to the royal throne room to hear the captain’s report.  When the queen heard the news, she went into a fit of hysterics.  The king frowned, and tried to think.  The queen, between sobs, was all for rousing the army and sending them off after the dragon.  She kept carrying on and making impractical suggestions until the king (to be fair, he never was a morning person) snapped that he didn’t care if it was one dragon or a whole herd of dragons; if someone didn’t fetch him his coffee, he’d never be able to think the whole problem through.  The queen went into another fit of hysterics and was carried off to her chambers.  The king’s coffee was delivered, and he went up into his own private sitting room to enjoy some peace and quiet.

The longer he thought, the more he realized just how quiet the castle now was.  After all, there was no Esmerelda storming through it, breaking things, throwing expensive vases out of windows, and causing widespread havoc wherever she went.  Come to think of it, the servants seemed much more cheerful too; he’d never seen the scullery maids look so happy.

Finally, with a sigh, the king made up his mind.  He would issue an edict stating the traditional reward; half his kingdom and his daughter’s hand in marriage to the man who rescued Esmerelda.  However, halfway through glumly writing out this announcement, the king’s face suddenly brightened.  What was that it said, “his daughter’s hand in marriage.”  That would be nice, very nice . . . But what if they rescued Esmerelda and then decided that they didn’t want her hand in marriage?  He frowned and chewed on his quill.  It was a very bad habit since he was constantly ruining quills.   Ah, that was it!  He would see to it that any princes interested in rescuing Esmerelda signed a binding contract. Then they would have to marry her . . .

May 28, 2010

Long ago . . .

Posted in Creative Writing, Fairytales at 10:44 pm by catsinboxes

Once upon a time there was a little girl who loved to write.  One day, when she was about eight or nine years old, she decided to write a story . . .

There was once three princess, they lived in a cottage in the woods.  One princess was very pretty, one princess was very kind, and one princess was very clever.  They all loved each other very dearly and did everything together.  Their names were Jennifer, Jenna and Kate.  One day Kate said Jennifer Jenna lets go pick some wild strawberrys since they are ripe now.  Sow they all went to pick strawberrys, eksept Jennifer who had to finnish combing her hair.  Jenna and Kate said that they would whate for her but Jennifer insised that they start whithout her and she would catch up.

Now there lived a evil ugly goblin in those parts and he wanted a princess to whate on him and bring him his food, and make his bed every morning for you see he was very lazy.  Now this goblin had a mirror that would show him anything, and when he saw that Jennifer was alone he quickly called a wolf that balonded to him and said go and fetch me the princess in the cabin over yonder.

The wolf after he had heard what to do bounded through the woods till he reached the cabin and then began to think how to bring the Princess back to the goblins undergroud cave.  Sudenly the idea struck him, he rushed into the cabin crying Princess, Princess there is a young Prince over in yonder creek drowning at this very minute!

Oh no cried the princess and completely forgot to be cautious (because wolfs are knowed to be sly) bring me to him at whonce!  and the sly wolf led her to the stream and then along the bank and then when she asked where the prince was he answered a little more this way and led her right up to the goblins front door (which realy was a tunnel going straight down) and then pushed her in!

Meanwhile Jenna and Kate where begining to wonder why Jennifer was not coming to help them pick strawberrys sow they both went back to get her and where alarmed to find the cabin empty.

Meanwhile poor Jennifer was terrified at being suddenly pushed down a hole, and tried to scream but the wolf quickly put his paw over her mouth.  The goblin was very happy to see the princess and told her that she must go and make his bed at once ore he would cut her long beautiful hair.

Jenna and Kate decided to go and ask the queen of all the fairies what to do about the sudden disapearance of Jenner.

Jennifer was at that very minute makeing the evil goblins bed, she was very scared since the goblin had threatened to cut her hair.

Jenna and Kate where at that very minute packing up all the things they would need to take along on there trip . . .

At this point, the little girl stopped.  I believe her hand was tired, and she had some thinking to do about what would happen next.  However, like many stories, this one was set aside.  It found its way  into a folder and stayed there, quite contented, until it was found by a much-older girl who decided to post it on her blog . . .

May 20, 2010

Just For Fun . . .

Posted in Creative Writing, Fairytales at 3:49 am by catsinboxes

Once upon a time there was a king and queen.  They lived in a grand castle and had a beautiful daughter.  Her name was Esmerelda Galatia Roberta Geraldine.  And if you think her name is bad, it is nothing compared to its owner.  For, Esmerelda Galatia Roberta Geraldine was awful.  In fact, she was truly a little monster.  At the tender age of two she had bitten her nurse’s nose and refused to let go.  It took three doctors, four courtiers, and the royal dog keeper to pry her mouth open.  The nurse (whose nose never did look the same) was given a life-long pension and a cottage in the middle of the forest.  For some reason, she never liked children again.

At the age of six, Esmerelda had flung her mother’s poodle out the tower window.  It had landed in the moat and would have been all right, if the castle’s crocodile hadn’t eaten it before it could swim to shore.  Her mother had cried and carried on dreadfully, and the king had ordered the crocodile to be killed.  It wasn’t the crocodile’s fault, really.  After all, what would you do if a nice juicy poodle had fallen right under your nose?  And what happened to Esmerelda? Well, her mother did tell her that she was “a very naughty girl.”  But Esmerelda didn’t care, she just laughed and ran off to find some other mischief.

At the age of fourteen, Esmerelda used her father’s battle axe and tried to cut down the oldest oak tree in the garden.  She didn’t get very far because it was a very big tree and the axe was soon blunted.  So, she fetched her father’s best sword and kept hacking away.  She was on her way to the armory to get her father’s mace (though how she thought that would have cut down the tree I have no idea) when her father came looking for his sword.  When he found out what Esmerelda had done, he took her over his knee and spanked her with the flat of the sword.  Then Esmerelda cried and carried on, and said it wasn’t fair.  Her father agreed that it wasn’t fair, after all, she had ruined his axe, his sword, and had tried to ruin his mace not to mention damaging his oak tree.  Esmerelda said that she didn’t care what she had done and that she wasn’t sorry.  And her father, who was still quite upset, spanked her again.

After being spanked the second time by her father, Esmerelda decided to run away.  She stormed up to her bedroom and was soon angrily tossing clothes out of her dresser, wardrobe, closet, and trunk.  She tried to pack all the clothes she wanted into a bag, but the bag was too small.  Finally, in a fit of rage, Esmerelda threw the bag out the window.  The wind caught the bag and blew it down into the garden, where it landed on the queen’s poodle.  (If you can’t tell, the queen liked poodles.)

The poodle, who was quite a foolish dog, started running about wildly, trying to get the bag off.  It ran right into the moat and was promptly eaten by the new castle crocodile.  As you will have guessed, the queen cried and carried on, and told the king it was all his fault.  The king had never liked the poodle, and he was still in a bad mood because the armorer had just told him that both his sword and battle axe were ruined.  He said it wasn’t his fault at all, it served the poodle right for being so silly.  The queen grew quite distraught and tried to throw her gardening trowel at the king.  It didn’t hit the king, but it did hit the crocodile who had been watching all these events with the contentment that only comes after one has consumed a small, plump lap dog.  The crocodile didn’t like being hit by a trowel, so he started to come out of the moat.  The queen screamed and fainted.  The king bellowed for his sword and then remembered that it wasn’t good any more.  In the pandemonium that ensued, the king and several knights dragged the unconscious queen to safety while an enterprising squire held the crocodile at bay by flinging flower pots at it.  The crocodile didn’t like flower pots being thrown at it and finally retreated sulkily back into the moat.  They were new flower pots, and had just been planted by the queen.

Later, when the queen regained consciousness, she was quite upset at the squire for breaking all those pots and wanted him to be thrown in the dungeon.  The king, who hadn’t forgotten that the trowel had been meant to hit his head said, “Nonsense, and if you don’t stop that racket, I’ll have you thrown in the dungeon for attempting to harm our royal person.”  The queen was about to have hysterics but then thought better of it and instead retired to her royal chambers.

In the midst of all this confusion, Esmerelda slipped unnoticed out of the castle . . .

To be continued shortly